Knacking, a horse-related low, Robbie Savage’s home interiors and the horrors of blind servant abuse.

Kitchen tap tips, Steve McClaren’s snake, autopsy etiquette, a recipe, and a song about ‘Yellow Sticker Hour’ up the Asda.

Fishing with a slipper,  memory foam, Leicester, Bob’s servant confession and a song about Didier Drogba.

Steve McClaren’s birthday,  a ruthless assessment of Chris Evans, a story about when Bob got shot and another song.

Heart tips, drinking Dolmio in the cinema, Steve McClaren’s nasal hair, Andy’s fungalow, Bob’s millionaire lifestyle and a lovely song about a bird.

Slightly shorter than usual, an episode recorded next to Bob’s water feature and definitely not done on FaceTime or anything.

Bob’s new shoes, stolen Frosties, Louis van Gaal’s sanity, beanies, Leighton Baines’ shorts swap and a free transfer to Geordie Shore.

Fun camping games, Janet Jackson, dry rising outlets, custard-filled balls, and a minimum of 8% football.

Lifting up celebrities, mints, footballers’ houses, and some domestic appliance purchase advice.

Foam products, ocelots, a catchphrase origin tale, the Gambian D-League, but mainly chickens. Chickens.