The A19, John Cooper Sunderland, Geordie Heat, Lawro in Venezuela, and Debbie leaves the White Harts.

The EPL captains meeting, a waterworks mantra, clown car repair, and your unidents assessed.

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A Homeowner brag, wingspan, a possible butterfly unident, more Geordie Heat, and Scholes confusion. (Rec: 29/3/21)

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A compilation of Sean Dyche’s contributions up to and including episode 97.

Geordie Heat, Lawro, Eddie visits Steve, Mick and Santa, Dom, and more.

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Neil Hunt goes to war with a Christmas market, we get some festive WAVs and mp3s from some popular characters, and Dom returns with a Yuletide game. (Rec: 12/12/19)

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A Hot Derek, a poem, Slaughters, a gift guide, Scholes, Crime Files, Beatles chat, and more.

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Mick’s furnace, dead hand cheese, Roy’s contract plans, bacteria, giant problems, and more.

Tinned meat, Klopp v Dyche, influencing, a row at the Beardsley’s and more.